wark story

the following is a true story
names have been changed to protect the guilty

i had this customer, who was disabled for nonpayment. so
her phone could only call the solutions center. and the guy who sat
next to me (frank) got her first and told her to talk to the local
office. but of course she can't so she called back and i got her. so i
went to transfer her to the customer care center and i got Sally..
apparently she's a bitch.

anyway, frank was still in the account and since only one person
could be in an account at a time, sally asked me to get out of it. i
told her i wasn't in it, so i looked at frank and then sally said
'well somebody is.' and then i told frank to get out of it, and he
did, so i said to her 'ok my neighbor freed up the account' and then
she said 'it's open?' to which I replied 'yes sir, i mean, ma'am.' and
she freaked out and was all 'you have an issue. what is your name?'
and i told her.

i told my supervisor about this exchange, but no complaint was lodged.
if anything i should be complaining about her, but i said nah forget
it yo holmes to bel air, i pulled up to a house around seven or eight
and i yelled to the cabbie yo holmes smell ya later, i looked at my
kingdom i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the fresh prince
of bel air.